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sorry, yh. >> sorry. thanks for the wine. >> jimmy: you were s sing that en y y ran f class pridenen thahawayourhing, honosty y s your tng. >> oh, bime.& j j: wait, so, when werer class presididt? >> oka i r r ror#c prident in ninth gdedede >> jimmy: okay. mplatformrmas, like, i knew i was running against a a really popular person. and i was just like, i'm'monna gogoor it. and myech was sically lili, you might ntvote pfor mamassa, but i actuau carebo this and this is al have. [ jaughter ] >> j jmy: : is aldldlhave? >> jenen slate, this iall l have. [ lauguger ] >> jimmy: come on, you have to vovo f that person. >> y yh. like, everyoyo is like, oh, rnrn.. at dork k o upupt. [ughter ] e e n havehihihike job and then a fourpars. fake job allllheheime. [ lit lahter ]pp>> jimmy: that's i yea vote for me. thisisalali have >> ts is all i iave. >> jimmy: and so did you do -- so, you were class president for just ninth grade? >> yeah, no, f fr year alall fofo yrs. >> jimmyreally?< >eah. >> jimmy: wow, that realal -- you had it for four years. >> that speech works allllhe titi
jim: yeye, , at's'sll you have. i was a social dirececr for my senior year. >> yes. j jmy: and wead -- w% lmt like a b bd, w a akeme.. pjiy ananjejey and joey sosowewealled oursels s e 5. [ light laughter ] we sd,d,eeee2 ive, vot j-j- ow. [ light lauguwer ] [ chrs a a applause ] immy: : d weept it ali.. >> yeah, you have to. >> j jmy: they votededor us. we kepit alive. >> yes. >> jimmy: '92, man. class of '92 i mean, cls '. >>h, n n no, no,e o. imahwhatevev. lit laht ]i'm yrs old.d >> jim: yeah, me too. i got mfirst k k sterday. light uger ] >> j jmy: m gladhat you're pa a od liar. 'cauau ias telliou this time i gusted in a lie caese i went to boon, , ere u'rererom. >> i am. >> jimmy: and i got -- i went to the aarium. i wentnto the aquarium, they have a great aquararm in boston. i gogoin a cab. e cab driver j jt wanted to ke sma tk th me. >> yeah.&& >> jimmy:phe w w goes, how was it? i go, , , it wre you know? and then hgoesesdid you see e the e aleses ani go - n an aquarium.>> jmy: : ahahlless there -- i don't'tnow. thermaybe is like a whe watcher thing.
they're giant. >> jimim: : didn't the whale -- iididt t e the whales but i was lying and i go -- i just go, yeaea yeye, i i w the whale. i didn't feelike t tkini. he goes, you saw the m mma? [ l)l)t laughter ] ] ye, yeye, i saw the mom. he's like, sheheith the babies?& lilit lauger ] i go, yeah, , ah, the babies he's likik two i got, t t mom was there with h two babieses ani'm making uthis whole lie in my head. he's like, didou have toake a a&ut there to watcthe e whales? i go, yeah, yeah, yeah, ta a boat o o t. light laughter ] ing. where's my hel?? i ha lying. gog into like whnacks they served the thing. veveever been, i never saw the whales. okay, u t me, all right? but yowere telling m myour sty,nly wh hned to you, buwhatasour cab you g got anynyab thing. h yes, an uber. >> jimmymyoh, is twhat i iwas? >> it was ubebe i got in an uber. >> jimmy: this can only haen to you, by the way >> yeah,or sure. yeah, for sure. [ laughter ] >> j jmy: damn, jenny.
ah. >> jim: damn, dael.@ >> so, okay, i gotn ber, ubub w wch as we were e dising is somee' pepeonal.r >>immymyye >> you know, so, you're like getting a cela and -- [ light laughter >> jim: yeah. >> is like 2:00 a.nd, like, i i d had maybe a a cococo [ laughter ] >> j jmy: at:00 a.m.m. ah, e. >allylyjuststnene>>immymyjust one.& yeah, ce. y kw, to make other people comfofoable. >> jimmy: yeah, , ank you. eah, and i'mn the car, m li -- yokn, anthe guy's like, welcome to the trivia cab. [ lighghlaughter ] and d ke starts to flick ghts -- >> jimi've neverereardrd thth. is thihi-- c c cou do that? p>> no, i don't t t t.. jimwelcome to the trivia a cab. >> t tvia cab. >> jimmy: is ia "dateline" epise. [ laughter ] this cld notnd wl. >h, yeah. >> jimmy: i would have hopped rit out of that thing. >> b-te. cotant. i feel like i'm justonstantly on the vge of murd andnd'm alwaysike e jenoz. ughter ] jenny. then he's likewe're gonna plrivi and w wust ke, oh, i don't knowny
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